yeezytaughtme:

  1. love yourself like kanye loves himself
  2. believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself 
  3. know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

[TW Sexual Assault]
I once had a guy tell me, “thanks for leading me on,” when I refused to hang out with him after he had sexually assaulted me.

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whateverhumans:

rootbeef:

gangstamickey:

being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs

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being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket

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being hot

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(Source: gizmoducky)

theslavbarbarian:

sammneiland:

katsplanet:

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place

so this is their plan after losing geocities.

most likely they’ll uselessly dick around at headquarters and then end up doing nothing with it and closing the site because yahoo sucks at managing shit 
so hopefully they won’t buy tumblr

theslavbarbarian:

sammneiland:

katsplanet:

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place

so this is their plan after losing geocities.

most likely they’ll uselessly dick around at headquarters and then end up doing nothing with it and closing the site because yahoo sucks at managing shit 

so hopefully they won’t buy tumblr

Black men.

notesonascandal:

thegoddamazon:

How hard is it to check your ain’t-shit friends when they engage in savagery

Like how hard is it to defend a Black woman when you see her being sttacked by some dusty ass jobless goat of a nigga.

Oh. Impossible. But let me call a white girl ugly and see how many niggas who be all up in the interracial tag on Pornhub come at me sideways.

I hope your dick gets caught in a toaster.

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iridessence:

photoshoppedreality:

hussiescondensedevil:

eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow

That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.

And then you shit it out.